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The Dildo Conspiracy

We are celebrating the 80th birthday of Preston Amesley-Faversham-Barton, owner and founder of Faversham Safe and Dildo Co. Ltd. Preston's philanthropy is well known. Unfortunately, it does not extend to his family who are all gathered here to see what valued heirlooms he is donating.

This of course, leads to some tension between family members.

The Cast of Characters:
  • Preston Amesley-Faversham-Barton
  • Edwin, the eldest and most responsible son
  • Maude, 3rd and current wife of Preston
  • Wilhemina, daughter and woman of loosely-woven moral fibre
  • Charles, son and crusading environmentalist of uncertain political
  • persuasion and artist of scant repute
  • Polly, secretary to Preston, insufferable and ever present
  • Lucy Brock, sister-in-law, sister to Diana, Prestons 2nd wife
  • Inspector Kluneau
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